I officially do not clean

Monday, October 10, 2005

Rubadubdub, check me out in the tub.

WHAT is Aimee doing in the tub? Because the tub is clean. Here at Chez Knitty McKitty, we finally have the power of Pine-Sol!!! Feel free to come over and let your baby crawl on my kitchen floor. After I finish the post, I will wetblock Aimee in the toilet, just to prove to you how clean our house is now. Sniff sniff sniff, ahhh. So that's what clean smells like.

I don't know how you guys run your household, but we don't. There are no cutesy "Laundry Wednesdays" or "Vacuum Fridays." We've tried though. We are just not routine people. Clothes get washed when they can stand up on their own, things are put away when the cats have puked on them at least twice. Unlike some crazy people I know, I find therapy in not cleaning. Duck is the same way, so between the two of us, we are very very dirty (although I very much remember while we were dating that his room was always SPOTLESS. Hmm. Interesting).

So we have housecleaners now. I KNOW. If you tell my inlaws about this they will kill us, my dad would pinch his nose because the idea stinks. My mom would be cool though. She understands that time is money. The DIY method has had us using up an entire weekend to clean this dumb house from top to bottom. Gross! How many sleeves, scarves, socks could be knit up, how many miles on the biketrail could we cover in that time? Probably bajillions, if not gazillions.

I like how the housecleaners move the furniture so they can get at the corners, where large amounts of Dust Kittens are most likely found, metastasizing quietly in the dark. They really are relentless.

The bolero is coming along slowly. I knitted it up some more in the car, on our way to and back from Grammy's funeral.

(She had the perfect Irish sendoff - it had been sunny and dry all week, then on the morning of her funeral the sky and the bottle of Jameson opened up, and everything turned to slosh, just in time and just for her.)

I finally finished the ribbing around the front and neck. It's very squishy and yummy. But the slopes in the ribbing don't seem to be as smooth or gradual as they look in the picture. Mine are kind of abrupt...I'm going to blame the instructions again and not my technique. I seamed in one sleeve and really had to stretch the cap to get it to fit in the seemingly larger armhole. Luckily it looks alright when I tried it on, but this is for sure the last Debbie Bliss thing I make. I hate her instructions.

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Monday, October 10, 2005 3:36:19 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
lucky you got a housecleaner, that is what i would like to do when we have enough money to justify such luxury. next step, a live in maid and a personal assistant. and before long i know i'll have a whole entourage assembled to bankrupt us.

but no, housecleaner is cool. so are your projects!!
Monday, October 10, 2005 6:20:19 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
ooo...i hope to get in a housecleaner in after all the construction is done (whenever that is). ugh!
Monday, October 10, 2005 6:36:50 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
Not to rejoice in your misfortune, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who had to give the sleeve cap a good stretch to get it into the armhole. And go ahead and blame the instructions for that abrupt sloping, unless we both have the same technique. Mine's the same way.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 9:33:40 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
I just found your blog and am so glad I did! I had a lot of fun poking around and going through all of your projects. Your Butterfly is absolutely gorgeous (and I don't think the lack of those 3 garter rows makes any difference at all) - I finished mine last month too and I think it has to be one of my most favorite projects to date.

Anyway, I just wanted to say hi and I'll definitely be back - It's always fun to find a great new (to me!) blog to read!

:)
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 10:09:33 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
Oh wow, I love the colour of your bolero and can't wait to see you wearing it! I think the ribbing looks fine :-) In fact, yours looks better than the one in the mag! I'm not sure about DB though, I do like her designs but they are kinda monotonous. I love her Cathay yarn and will probably cave in and get some one day.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 3:07:55 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
Mmmmm...housecleaners - you are so SMART! Brad and I should really consider it - our house is a pig sty on a good day. Wet blocking in the toilet is definitely not a viable option... ;-)
Wednesday, October 12, 2005 3:06:28 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
First, my condolences on Grammy!

Second, I am the same way with cleaning. I hate it. I tend to do it a lot because I have no housecleaner, but one day when I am rich? I will never clean anything again ever. Seriously.
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