Mea Culpa

So. I will not be posting a pseudo-pattern / explanation / guideline / thesis / whatever you want to call it for the Mermaid Gloves like I said I would. Steph was the first to make them, and it is her prerogative to share the details if she choses to, not mine. The boundary of intellectual property can be fuzzy one, and without thinking I might have crossed that line. At the end of the day I'm not out to step on anybody's toes, and that's all I have to say about that.

But, they really ARE the simplest things ever to make. If you can follow Chart A for Pomatomus, if you can knit something like a glove - or follow instructions for one - whether it be with full fingers or half-fingers or no fingers, like these Opera Gloves or Fetching or Eunny's mitts, then the Mermaid Gloves are a snap. All the elements are out there for the taking and the piecing together. Just give it a whirl!

I just got through saying I had no time to post and now here's another one. I'm always lying.

I'm always procrastinating too. Today sucks. It snowed this morning and I said "yes" to helping out a former client on work I thought would be quick but not only is it not quick it is just disgusting, filthy work and I want to stab my own face for agreeing to do this. My fault for saying yes to everything.

The sky has cleared, the snow is all gone, and I can see in the horizon the last remnants of an ice-cold sunset. Ever since coming back from Santa Fe, I find myself constantly evaluating the quality of the sunsets here. And you know what, they aren't that bad.

You just can't easily SEE them with all the trees and buildings in the way. The sky is smaller, the horizon is lower, the sunsets more confined. But they're lovely just the same.

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Blah

I've had no time to post. Or I've made no time to post. The car broke down AGAIN this weekend and had to be towed away. It happened in the tiny and cramped parking lot of an Asian grocery store in the city. By the time it was finally dragged away there was a 15-car long backup that snaked all the way out into the busy intersection outside of the lot. I was almost more stressed about causing shopping mayhem (it's chaotic there without a disabled vehicle to contend with), and whether the tow truck was going to be able to fit in the lot in the first place. It was a real nailbiter. Well now we get to throw more money into this car which one breakdown ago officially became a dinosaur. Ugh dude ugh. But again, like the other issues that occured before Santa Fe, and while in Santa Fe, we were lucky that they all happened while we were approaching a parking lot, and not during any of the many moments we were speeding crosscountry along the highway.

Still. Come on car. Get with it.

"I'm not wearing any underpants." - Dottie

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Mermaid Gloves

Pattern: My own, inspired by Steph's Mermaid Gloves which were inspiried by Cookie's Pomatomus stitch pattern. For one of the gloves I flipped Chart A in order to get mirror-imaged scallops.
Yarn: Koigu KPM, 2 skein, and Sundara Yarn in Plum over Slate for the cuff.
Needles: US1 dpns

Couldn't be more pleased with these gloves. Well, maybe if they were in a different color, like the lovely bluish variety that Steph used. Those Koigu semi-solids are hard to come by. But no matter, I'm so glad I attempted them because they are just divine. And so easy to make! Really!

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I want these

1) 2 skeins of Five Spice from HelloYarn

2) One skein sock yarn from HelloYarn
AH! This colorway just sold out?!

3) "MiamiInk" Razr. I'm not a huge fan of the Razr and I hate the user interface on Motorolas, but these are SEXY.

4) Dye kit from HelloYarn

5) Socks that Rock in Amber

6) Yarntini self-striping in Pure Fall

7) A chateau in France (optional)

8) A bunny rabbit

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Progress

Only 5 half-fingers to go and the Mermaid Gloves are done.

Thumb gusset is much neater the second time around.

And remember this, the Capelet Sweater? A snail's pace progress, but progress nonetheless. I had to frog back a few rows and thought I'd try it out while it was off the circulars. Pardon the shitty lighting and the wrinkled shirt underneath.

Ha! That looks like ass! This should have been finished a long time ago, as it's just mindless straight stockinette done in the round. I'll try to get it done before 2007.

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So I caught my first episode of H3roes last night after hearing all sorts of buzz about it from friends and family. We were without cable tv while in Santa Fe so we missed all the premieres. So I'm watching this show and suddenly I sit up and scream, HEY! What are you doing there you?!

This dude. I know him. We graduated from the same university. From the same department. With the same degree. OK his degree is actually much beefier than mine but you get my gist. We come from the SAME PLACE.

And we're both ASIAN.

But I'm not on a hit show now am I.

How random is it to be a CGI programmer and an actor at the same time, and how annoying is it to be so successful in both? If you were nice and less greedy you'd pick just ONE THING to be amazing at and share your other talents amongst the rest of us normal folk. He'd probably be the most fabulous knitter ever if he gave that an afternoon's effort. Ugh! I hate him! What with all his walking around all day using all sides of his sickeningly gigantic enormous moist brain. You suck!

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Thankful for...

...the Wii

Golfing, bowling, boxing, kicking ass.

We brought it back with us to western Mass. for Thanksgiving. No more awful 80's music trivia boardgames thank god. Now with the Wii, everyone can actually participate, even those who have never played a video game in their lives, and everyone has a great time! Duck's mom loved it, ha ha!

...and cute little babies

This is our nephew B who turned 1 last month. We hadn't seen him since July and in that time he has become fully mobile and 110% adorable. We spent a whole day with him and his parents on Friday, they were even cute enough to dress him in the Baby Star hat and jacket I knitted last year just so I could see.

The awesome fleece jacket with the horse hoodie we bought in Santa Fe. When you see a baby like him dressed in a hoodie like that, you'll forget that just a few hours ago you had declared that you could not eat another bite, and attack the chubby baby leg closest to you.

While I was sitting on the couch watching everyone else play games, B saddled over and just headbutted me, full-force against my temple with no provocation. I almost said outloud, "DUDE WTF!" (it hurt!!) before his dad yelled, "AAAWW!! He just kissed you!" Nothing shows how much you care like a good solid thwack against the skull, but that's how the little bugger does it. And I have to say, it was the highlight of Thanksgiving for me. It's been half his lifetime since he saw me, but at the end of the day I was considered headbutt-worthy.

HOORAY!

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Good stuff

One down, one to go! Actually this one glove isn't quite finished. I need to close up the hole between the thumb and the index finger and finish up weaving in the ends. The holes in the um, crotch, of the other fingers are really not an issue as it turns out. One, you can't see them and two, you can't feel them. I may not even bother grafting them closed at all. Woo woo woo. I'm wearing this one glove now as I type. The fingers are free to be but roasty toasty. Perhaps this winter I'll be able to avoid the unpleasant Swollen Pinky Syndome.

For all you glove v!rgin$ out there, let me reassure you that gloves aren't really difficult to knit at all. I think socks are more difficult than gloves in construction; gloves are only more difficult in execution, ie fiddling with dpn's for the fingers. The hardest part for me was visualizing the process, which I like to do before I start a new knit. Like Steph told me, you just need to do it and once you do, it all makes sense.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is already here?!

So speaking of the holidays, it came a little early this year. Duck was his own Santa Claus. He waited in front of Target from 10pm to 8am this weekend to get his hands on this...

A fresh batch of the Nintendo Wii, and a game that has you destroy rabid bunnies with toilet plungers, among other crazy crazy things.

...which he has been talking about incessantly for the last YEAR. This thing is crazy. No more controls and complicated button combinations - just swing!

All afternoon we were serving and backhanding, pitching fastballs, bowling for strikes, throwing jabs and uppercuts in boxing. It's so real-time and realistic that I was really following through with my swings. Look ma I'm exercising!! And now the whole of my back is in complete disarray. My shoulder muscles, obliques, triceps, biceps, all of them howling in pain. Can't pull up pants, can't pick up coffee mug, can't even effing drag 'n drop with the mouse without coming close to tears. Heh heh. Ow.

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I have fingers!

Two half-fingers that is.



There is a lot of faith involved knitting these gloves. I have faith that casting on stitches between fingers will work out even though its purpose is a mystery to me at the moment. I have faith that I will somehow be able to neatly close the huge gaps in between. Just as I had faith that the thumb gusset would work out. I have never been this religious in my life.

I miscalculated the numbers of stitches to use for the index finger - the fit is off on the left hand but luckily is fine on the right. Go figure. I think I know what I need to for the second glove, but at the end of the day I'm not sure if I can write a pattern for these. That would imply that my knitting world operates in an orderly fashion and it totally does not. It's all ad hoc baby, ad hoc all the way. But we'll see.

It's been awhile since I've posted a Dottie photo. So here she is on a warm Boston afternoon, posing on the Longfellow Bridge.

Off to a dinner date. After two weeks of being a total hermit, I'm ready to rejoin Boston society again.

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A glove and a meme

A couple of weeks ago I got it in my head that if I didn't knit myself a pair of gloves then I will not be able to live. It is because of Steph's Mermaid Gloves that my life hangs in such a balance. They've been on my knitting radar since I saw them in March but I wasn't ready to knit gloves then. Oh no. How can you knit gloves when you're still deciding whether or not you hate knitting socks? But miracles of all miracles, I mastered the sock, I loved the sock, and even wrote a pattern for the sock.

And now I am ready for the glove.

Isn't it exhilirating, if a little bit nauseating, when trying something for the very first time? Like Steph, I scanned the entire internet for free glove patterns and I don't know, I can't read off screens very well. Everything was a run-on sentence. Nothing made sense. The brain was in agony.

So I flipped through every knitting book I had, trying to find a pattern for gloves, and BINGO! there it is in my very-neglected Loop-d-Loop book, a pattern for gloves with the ruffled cuffs. Hooray! I will just ignore everything except how to do the thumb gusset.

Shudder. That thumb gusset. But remember: you are only frightened of what you don't know.

Luckily the instructions in L-d-L are pretty clear and readable, and so even though I'm not 100% I'm doing this correctly, it would appear that I am making a thumb gusset.

If I pull these off, the gloves will be MY GREATEST CREATION EVER MWAHAHA! Thank you Steph for doing this first!

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Now...onto a meme, from Lady Scout. I'm really bad at memes (have you ever seen me do one?). Just so you know.

1. How and when did you learn how to knit/crochet? Who taught you?
My mother is an avid knitter/crocheter/seamstress and I have asked her twice to teach me to knit. The first time I was 10. I was not ready to knit at 10. I had ADD (self-diagnosed twenty years later). There were other pressing matters like collecting Garbage Pail Kids and watching/pretending to be Jem and the Holograms. (Anyone out there in the same age group remember this?) So I retired from knitting after completing 3 rows.

Two years ago while at my parents' I spotted my mom's knitting basket. Something sparked and I asked her again to teach me how to knit. It was kind of out the blue, but maybe the feeling that knitting was becoming a not-so-strictly-geriatric hobby prompted me. All I know is at that moment I was ready. Actually the first thing she did was teach me how to crochet. Then how to knit. For the first two months all I did was crochet.

2. How has this craft impacted your life?
Well. My posture sucks. My hands are gnarled. I can barely see. I pretend to listen to my husband when he talks to me while I'm knitting. I pretend to care. (haha just kidding! i care. deeply. yes. so. what did you say?)

But I cannot stop. I've had many interests and hobbies over my lifetime, many many many, oh so many, and knitting is the ONLY ONE that I have stuck with, day in and day out. Voluntarily. I can watch TV and knit. Sit in a car and knit. Perform jury duty and knit. Work and as I wait for code to compile, knit. Every free second occupied by knitting! Time is never wasted! All the time I am productive, creative, fulfilled by knitting.

I am focused. I am never bored. I am never idle. And with one more thing to have in common, I am closer than ever to my mother.

3. Pick at least one person to talk about who you have met through the knit-world and why you are thankful to have met them.
Well this is easy. And slightly pathetic. I have met only one person through the knit-world, and she told me to write this:

"Scout taught you a lesson about having faith in humanity and trusting scary internet people you've never met... HA!"

Heh heh heh. It figures I have to drive across the nation to meet my first knitblogger. I'm very very glad we did, and afterwards I felt all gregarious and I told myself Once you're home, you will contact all the Boston area knitters you know of and have a sleepover! And then I don't know what happened. I got back home, the sun disappeared, and I reverted to all my mole-like ways. Sorry Scout!

So maybe I haven't met any one else in person, but there have been so many others who've done nice things without any prompting except that we have this crafting thing in common. For example:

• Bonnie sending a copy of Cafe Pasqual's cookbook, because she knew I was missing Santa Fe. 
• Cirilia sending a skein of Regia yarn from her stash, after reading I had run out of that colorway for a complete sock.
• Veronica sending handspun cashmere after I spent $0.39 mailing her a pattern.
• Various readers sharing tips and advice, unsolicited.
• And all those who comment regularly even when I don't.

I'm in awe of the generosity, the thoughtfulness, and the time that people give to this knitting universe of ours. It's so cool.

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