Me: I wonder what it's like to be T0m Brady

Kitty: It must be great. He wakes up in the morning and is all hot. Then he has half the year off.

Me: You look in the mirror and you're like, Shit. Will you look at me.

Kitty: I have such a shitty work ethic - I would be like, Shiiiit my salary for this year could set me up for the rest of my life, I'm not doing jack. Throw the ball, run the ball, who cares.

Me: Hahaha.

Kitty: Dollar dollar bill ya'll.

Me: Yeah that's why we aren't T0m Brady.

Kitty: Exactly. Bad attitude.

Me: Oh to be the T0m Brady of web development...

Kitty: I show up for football practice and check my hotmail on the sidelines.

Me: I show up to the games, sit on the bench, and IM...

Me: ...Critique my fellow teammates' work and note that I could do better if I really wanted to, but it's my choice not to.

Kitty: Hahahahaha.

Me: Damnit T0m Brady.

Kitty: T0m Brady, you are a better person than me.

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The boys would like to wish you happy holidays

Monday, December 24, 2007

and especially a Meowwy Christmas!

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It's a miracle

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

I finished something! And oh my god they're not socks!

What: Tunic sweater avec turtleneck, pattern is my own
Yarn: Malabrigo worsted in Azul Profundo #150, less than 3.5 skeins
Needles: US8 and 7 circulars and dpn's

There's this sweater I got for cheaps at H&M that I have been wearing to the ground. It's black, made of soft squishy acrylic, the length of which hits just past the hips. It's body-hugging and has a large cowl-neck that could be stretched and draped over both shoulders, revealing the collarbone, or slouched just to one side, revealing just a tantalizing snippet of a neck. It is a totally simple sweater but when I wear it, I feel like if I opened my mouth to speak my voice would be husky, I might even purr, and everything I said would be witty and charming because it would also be in French.

My version of that sweater is a little less Euro and a lot more...BLUE. I cannot tell you how intense the blue really is. I used just over 3 skeins of Malabrigo and it turns out they were all pretty much consistent in color, except for that one lone skein which of course appears smack dab in the middle of the sweater. Whatever. I'm fine with it.

Because I didn't follow a pattern and I wanted it to fit a certain way, I actually swatched before starting this sweater. This is a first. I never swatch. I get lazy. Most of the time it works out, sometimes it doesn't. But in true me fashion, I've misplaced all my algebraic scribbling and notes so I can't tell you the gauge I came up with. It wasn't rocket science anyways. Basically I wanted a sweater that was about 30 inches around, using US8 needles. I also put in waist shaping in the form of darts: instead of decreasing/increasing at the end of each side, I did it about 2 inches in from each side.

I yoked the upper body part: when reaching the armpits, I bound of maybe 10 stitches for the armpits on each side, set the body aside and started knitting the sleeves separately, in the round on US7 dpns. When I was satisfied with the length (up to armpit), I bound off for the armpit and joined the sleeves with the body, and continued in the round. Standard yoke stuff. Decreased every other row for raglan sleeves, and then continued in the round for the turtleneck. This was supposed to be a cowlneck but I had decreased too much, so a turtleneck it was.

Added some cables at the raglan decreases for fun.

Soft like a bunny against my neck! I love you Malabrigo. I love you.

And that's all! Easy as pie. My first sweater since March 2006, yikes. I'll have to do this more often.

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Christmas Tree

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Over the weekend we got a tree. They were selling them just a couple of blocks from our place so we were able pick it out and then carry it back, me holding the trunk, Duck holding the tip. We pretended we had just cut it down ourselves.

We don't have a tree every year, and so we don't have a lot of ornaments. The ones we do have we bought during after-Christmas sales at Michaels, and even then I don't like spending my money that way. So I'm always trying to find other ways to decorate the tree without breaking the bank.

I came across these beautiful letterpress gift tags at Black Ink the other day. They come in a package of 5, complete with little holes punched at top and a small packet of pretty string. The paper is thick, the design is simple, but all in all way too nice to be used as gift tags.

So I repurposed them into ornaments.

Yay.

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And over here...

Friday, December 07, 2007

Here is the continuation of the Domesticat House Tour.

Back to knitting

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Thank you so much for all your comments about the kitchen. I'm looking forward to sharing more of the house. As soon as it's clean. We're in the process of hanging stuff up on the walls and I don't know WHY but the simple act of attempting to hammer in a little nail at various desired points has turned the entire living room upside down. You think oh, this'll take just a second to hang...until you realize this certain nail is not strong enough, or maybe invisible fishing string would work better - until it breaks on you - or you realize you need a ladder because the ceiling's much much higher in the new place, but you gave away the ladder to your brother-in-law because there was nowhere to store it here, so you have to wait until your downstairs neighbor comes home so you can borrow hers but she went away for the weekend. So three days later, all the tools are still out, furniture's askew, and nothing's been hung. Ergh. This is why I'm SO GLAD we don't have to do any major renovations. We really stink at house handiwork.

Hopefully knitting handiwork is another story.

I'm trying to finish up these socks by Christmas time. I have 3 mateless socks so far for 3 in-laws, each knit in Silk Garden Lite, each in their own colorways.

I was in pretty good shape to finish by Christmas until I decided I really wanted to finish my Malabrigo sweater first. Priority defaults to Me.

In progress So isn't this photo just...weird? Like I took a bad fall down the stairs and my front is now my back. Anyway, I finally settled on yoking it: knit two sleeves separately, in the round with dpns, then joined them to the body stitches to start knitting the round again. I'm doing raglan sleeves and added a little 4-stitch cable to the mix, for a tiny textural/visual pop against all the stockinette.

I plan to knit a cowl neck, not sure yet how wide or thick. I still have half a skein left to finish up the yoke and a whole 200+ yard skein after that so I have leeway to decide as I knit. Love the Malabrigo and the yardage. At the end of the day this sweater will only require 4 skeins.

The only thing that kind of bugs is that you can tell where one skein of yarn starts and a new one begins because the colors among the skeins are not the same. Ah well. Design feature. Aside from that, I am very very very pleased with the way this is fitting so far. Snug and warm but not too tight.

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Welcome to the kitchen

Friday, November 30, 2007

I is ready to share.