I've stalled big time on my knitting because I've reached the yoke for the Rambling Rose cardigan and now it's much less knitting and much more wrangling. And crying.

The right front panel is joined with the right sleeve is joined to the back is joined to the left sleeve is joined to the left front panel. That's what, about one trillion some-odd stitches squished on a needle with 9 strands of yarn - kept wound in small balls - jangling and twisting like windchimes in a hurricane and it SUCKS. I suppose I could/should make the balls of yarn smaller but I feel it wouldn't make the process any more manageable. The whole yoking was a bad idea. Fine so you don't have to seam later, but seaming is a small, TINY price to pay for not having to knit back and forth - no yoking in the round, this is a cardigan! - and deal with the all that yarn getting all insane all over your lap. Nightmare.

Here is a shot of Veeb's humungous backside to make everyone feel better.

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But it matches my nose, he said

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Bunny found a pink ribbon today.

He demanded that I tie it into a pretty little bow around his neck.

Then he made me take a million photos of him with the bow, even though I told him that the one I just took was good enough.

But he got angry so I could not but comply.

What a little diva.

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Carnivore

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Well it's been quite the work month for me, quite stressful and pressureful. As a reward for conducting myself with all that grace under all that fire (except for that one night on Valentine's when we were out with friends drinking and I started crying when talking about work) (not my most shining-est moment), I bought a little present for me on Friday - a Le Creuset grill pan that is super petite (enough to grill two steaks or 4 small burgers or 4 links of sweet Italian sausages), super heavy, and super cherry red. It's a piece of cookware that's super not shitting around.

Then I went around the corner to our local butcher to buy some steaks. I love having a local butcher! They don't shit around either when it comes to their produce or their meats. I asked one day if they had any duck - I'd like to try roasting a duck sometime - and they told me to order it on Tuesday so that it could be slaughtered on Wednesday at a farm nearby to be delivered fresh to the store by Thursday. How cute! So cute that I wonder why I keep putting off ordering that duck! Huh!

Everything is seasonal, from local sustainable farms. I'll be honest and tell you right now that I don't know 100% what "sustainable" means, except that it can be very expensive, but since it's all the rage with all the liberals, sustainable must be something worthwhile, right?

So we bought a pound of hanger steak from a grass-fed cow and grilled it up on my new grill pan.

While our tastebuds rejoiced, our jaws were very tired by the end of the meal. We were left to wonder how FAR this particular cow had to travel away from the barn to get to its patch of grass. You normally don't think about it but cows tend to get rather muscular when allowed to roam so freely.

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Koochie-mama

Friday, February 08, 2008

Here are some better photos of HRM the Kooch.

(Love my little Duck to pieces, but the guy cannot for the life of him take in-focus photographs.)

I jumped the gun with all the seaming. That photo in the magazine is misleading. The awesome belt which really is the whole reason why I started this 2-year knitting sojourn, is not actually belt. WHAT? you say, if not a belt then what? Well, they are actually ties which end at either side of the waist. One tie for the right, one for the left. The right tie is attached to the waist seam of the front right panel, and vice-versa for the left. THEN the left and right front panels are seamed to the back panel.

Does not that sound entirely nutters to you? And how odd would that look, a cardigan with a half-belt? And how empty and naked the back.

So screw the instructions and the design, I'm making a full belt.

Here are some more photos of Rambling Rose to fill up space. I blocked the back and fronts and let us now bask in the glory of the awesome stitch definition. Go STR Go.

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Closing in

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Sorry for the horrible photo (used Photobooth on the macbook), but LOOK!

It's KOOCH!!!!!

ALL. SEAMED. UP!!

I have the neckband and the belt to do and then this thing is oh my god done!

I don't even care that the sleeves are turning out to be too big or that the yarn is as itchy as a rash. It's going to be finished! Woooooooot!

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This intarsia business isn't so bad

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The makings of the Rambling Rose cardi from IK Winter 2006, using STR heavyweight in Pond Scum and Haida. These are flying of the needles.

We now conclude this drive-by post. Better than none at all, right? :-/

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Vowing to be more like TomBrady in 2008

Friday, January 04, 2008

Me: I wonder what it's like to be T0m Brady

Kitty: It must be great. He wakes up in the morning and is all hot. Then he has half the year off.

Me: You look in the mirror and you're like, Shit. Will you look at me.

Kitty: I have such a shitty work ethic - I would be like, Shiiiit my salary for this year could set me up for the rest of my life, I'm not doing jack. Throw the ball, run the ball, who cares.

Me: Hahaha.

Kitty: Dollar dollar bill ya'll.

Me: Yeah that's why we aren't T0m Brady.

Kitty: Exactly. Bad attitude.

Me: Oh to be the T0m Brady of web development...

Kitty: I show up for football practice and check my hotmail on the sidelines.

Me: I show up to the games, sit on the bench, and IM...

Me: ...Critique my fellow teammates' work and note that I could do better if I really wanted to, but it's my choice not to.

Kitty: Hahahahaha.

Me: Damnit T0m Brady.

Kitty: T0m Brady, you are a better person than me.