Friday, January 04, 2008
Me: I wonder what it's like to be T0m Brady
Kitty: It must be great. He wakes up in the morning and is all hot. Then he has half the year off.
Me: You look in the mirror and you're like, Shit. Will you look at me.
Kitty: I have such a shitty work ethic - I would be like, Shiiiit my salary for this year could set me up for the rest of my life, I'm not doing jack. Throw the ball, run the ball, who cares.
Me: Hahaha.
Kitty: Dollar dollar bill ya'll.
Me: Yeah that's why we aren't T0m Brady.
Kitty: Exactly. Bad attitude.
Me: Oh to be the T0m Brady of web development...
Kitty: I show up for football practice and check my hotmail on the sidelines.
Me: I show up to the games, sit on the bench, and IM...
Me: ...Critique my fellow teammates' work and note that I could do better if I really wanted to, but it's my choice not to.
Kitty: Hahahahaha.
Me: Damnit T0m Brady.
Kitty: T0m Brady, you are a better person than me.
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